Ladies, on behalf of all men, they have 1 request: more unplanned morning sex. Pretty Please. Read below for a little insight into their morning dreams.... Courtesy of Mr. Average Joe.

Ladies, don't get me wrong, the midday nooner is terrific and so is the famous afternoon delight. We love spending the entire day in bed with you. And we're flippen psyched when you unexpectedly jump us in an almost semi-public place. But getting a little something before breakfast is a real treat. It has us walking a whole lot taller all day. And all the other guys will recognise a little more of a spring in our step and absolutely envy us.

I know, I know, you took a shower last night, you value your workweek sleep, and honestly who doesn't? And we are well aware that you don't necessarily feel your sexiest in the morning, we know that the things like your morning breath (and ours), the sleep in the corner of your eyes and the puffiness that really deserves cucumber slices (or Prep H, whatever is easier) make you feel less than your best and more of a troll. But trust me, we think you look great lying next to us and we still want to jump your bones.

We hear you say "aarghhh," but our ‘team anatomy' would like to stand tall and disagree. You may attribute our own morning petrifaction to an automated exercise by our very own circulatory system (or even a quick morning dream featuring Jessica Simpson). Maybe yes, maybe no. Is it really our place to question such serendipity? The male body's intelligent design has provided one of the strongest arguments for morning sex. Fact.

Once you've decided on a little morning nookie, there are a few things to keep in mind. If you wake up no earlier then you'v set your alarm clock, the ‘operation' is going to delay your typical morning grooming program a little while, so here are a few short cuts to consider.

1. Foreplay will be minimal. As a guy, we will all likely agree to this.
2. No kissing, if you're a little sensitive about AM halitosis. He'll probably think it's exotic.
3. No mess. He should, um, finish in a way that does not necessitate any additional washing of your person or linens. This is a good way to show off his athleticism. (Note: If you're an AM shower-er, you can forego this item.)
4. Time limit. Sure, putting a time limit on anything really hurts the spontaneity; then again, you have to get to the office. And so does he. Hustle up, buttercup.
I don't know much, but I do know that guys dig unexpected nookie. Plus, it can inspire some pretty outstanding reciprocity. And we all know that goes down well.